So sometimes I think of making a list of the weird/bizarre/creepy stuff I see out fishing becuase I've been on the frontlines of weirdness. Today I decided I'm just gonna do it! Feel free to throw in your own bizarre sightings or weird happenings as well if you got any weird ones. The following list includes all true accounts. Trust me I've spent a lot of time fishing late, late at night and ''the freaks come out at night'' is a true statement, shockingly true.
Shit Adam has seen out fishun:
Pirates, drunk, really drunk pirates who had a charity to raise money for people who were amputees...and they were so drunk. Did i mention then were drunk pirates. They hung out with me and Moose for a spell and we got pics all around, I'll have to dig them up some time.
The El Chapo of Bath salts....crazy dude wanted a ride to New Richmond Wisconsin, Bath Salts Kingpin he claimed to be.
A woman screaming at her boyfriend that "she wasn't going to go to jail for him or his mushy genitals".....
Underpants are everywhere, all the time (not mine)
Used pregnancy tests next to a bottle of Phillips....Life event???
An old man pissing into a jug then periodically holding the jug up to the light to look for....foreign bodies or particulates?
Two gal's making romance to each other and when they saw me notice them, "HEY. HEYYYY! ISN'T MY GIRLFRIEND HOT!?" ......she was not....
A man running from police who had a gun and threw the gun into the river and then hid up underneath a bridge for a spell. They got him tho, boy howdy did they ever.
A baby doll with an arm and a leg missing but had the nicest combed hair...
Crack pipes. Meth pipes, Weed pipes, Pipe Pipes,
Bootleg chinese DVD's that were in too good of condition to be on the river bank
A hot bowl of soup....BUT NOBODY WAS AROUNNNNNDDDDD
People having loud romanticals on the bow of a boat that was on a crash course for another boat, narrowly avoided collision
A prostitute who propositioned me for intercourse at 5:30 in the morning, at a creek, in a public park. I had to say no thank you two times. I thanked her for the offer and politely yet firmly asked her to leave.
A pile of old cheese curds made into the shape of a weiner
"It's Britney Bitch" spray painted on a bridge
A wild Wrecked Angler
A 'get well soon balloon' floating down stream
A guy riding motorized chest cooler singing some song in Russian
A man on drugs twirling glow sticks on strings - that was actually a pretty good show
Two folks dressed as Pikachu chasing one another having what appeared to be a tickle fight
The guy who looked uncannily like Louie Anderson - when I shouted his name he just looked confused - I know it was you Louie.. don't be coy.
A girl hooked herself in the head with a nice sized hook, then when her husband went to help her get unhook he hooked her in the leg with his own rod, that one wasn't gettin away.
A guy so drunk carrying a plastic bag full of Busch Lite and the bag tore open spilling the cans everywhere and some exploded and were spinning around and this guy was chasing them around like a naughty chicken who wouldn't return to the coupe.
People fishing for walleyes in sparkly boats...nuff said
Two folks ''getting jiggy with it'' on a park bench next to a group of other folks taking wedding photos by the river, turns out they were not in the wedding, who woulda guessed!
More to come when I remember them!