Haha! they don't actually exist it's a rare phenomenon that occurs only in June where methane gas combines with cliff swallow droppings at exactly 78.6 degrees with a 71% dew point and the resulting concoction appears as a goldeye but it is really an apparition that appears to us in fish form. Once you release the "goldeye" it de-materialzies back to methane and swallow shit never to be captured by another angler again. Oh and the only way to catch one is use a worm that has been marinated with just the right amount of prestidigitsion and "herbs".
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andy
Tue, 06/21/2016 - 23:41
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Nice!
I'm jealous of that one. Great catch dude!
Gary
Tue, 06/28/2016 - 14:53
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Dammit! I think these things
Dammit! I think these things don't really exist... Nice one, dude
Do not meddle in the affairs of BAGMAN, for thou art crunchy and good with Old Bay seasoning...
Goldenfishberg
Wed, 06/29/2016 - 01:29
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Haha! they don't actually
Haha! they don't actually exist it's a rare phenomenon that occurs only in June where methane gas combines with cliff swallow droppings at exactly 78.6 degrees with a 71% dew point and the resulting concoction appears as a goldeye but it is really an apparition that appears to us in fish form. Once you release the "goldeye" it de-materialzies back to methane and swallow shit never to be captured by another angler again. Oh and the only way to catch one is use a worm that has been marinated with just the right amount of prestidigitsion and "herbs".
Ya just Can't catch um from the couch.